Yesterday we went pony riding again. Just us girls. Chatting along the way about all the different things we're seeing and hearing in the forest. Horse snorts. "Hey Mamma. Mona Lisa (horse's name) is just blowing her snooty booty! But she doesn't use a tissue Mamma. No, no, no. She's a horse. Horses don't use tissues!"
Carrying on....a brief silence while she's thinking...
"...and Mamma, horses have really big bladders. They make peepee lakes. Yes, they make MAAAssive peepees, Mamma. Ja."....silence..."and Pappa too. Pappa also has a big bladder. Just like a horse."
LOL!
