I saw Josephine eyeing some of the seaweed covered soya beans this morning and thinking to myself that well, they were a healthy thing to offer her I said, "Would you like some, Jozie?"
She looked up and said, "Um, no fanks, Mamma. I don't like dem. But you can have one. When you put dem in your mouf, den your face is going to turn gween like mine did."
;-)
Nice try.